It's me again. I know it's been a few days,but my escape into the land of David Tennant was quite enjoyable, and I didn't want to face up to reality. But alas, a pen motion towards one's body will eventually bring you back to reality.
So a gang of pen spinners...what to do? I decided that waiting and watching the gang of pen spinners carefully, trying to plot my escape was my best option. I suppose escape seems easy enough to do when you are being watched by people spinning pens, but come on--those pens are sharp. Do you really want to get inked and die of pen poisoning? I don't. So I watched and I waited.
At first, I thought maybe if I just created enough air going in their direction that they would drop the pens and I could run away to call the cops, but that is easier said than done. Blowing only works on one person at a time, and they caught on quick. So with pen jabbing motions constantly in my visual eye line, I had to try to come up with something else. Fans? Where to get enough? Running at them and taking my chances? I really don't think so. I mean would you with so many pens aimed at your being? So what to do? Distraction...on a large scale.
So I thought to myself, what would distract a large group of male pen warriors from keeping an eye on me long enough to escape? GIRLS!!!!!! So, as I am able to walk around, with them surrounding me like bodyguards, of course, I walked straight into the girls locker room one day at school. And they followed. At first, it wasn't a big deal, but then they saw the girls and their jaws, and pens dropped. Now, I'm sorry ladies. I don't like exploiting our sex, but it had to be done in the name of survival. So I ran. I ran around the girls, around the lockers and straight for the door. No one noticed, no one cared. The girls were yelling at the guys to get out of there; the guys were in shock, thinking...well frankly I don't want to know what they were thinking. "Almost there," I thought. "Five seconds to freedom." Until, of course, those dropped pens of freedom became my undoing...and I tripped!!! Right onto my captor. At least he was cute!
